[narrator] A long, long time ago, a kingdom lived in peace…
[match strikes]
believing they had nothing to fear.
But lurking in the shadows
was a great and terrible evil.
The monster attacked without warning,
laying waste to everything & everyone in its path.
But in that darkest hour, a hero rose up.
Her name was Gloreth.
[Gloreth] Go back to the shadows from whence you came!
[trumpet fanfare]
[blast]
[narrator] Gloreth vowed that her people would never be vulnerable again.
So she trained an elite force of knights and decreed that their descendants
would protect the kingdom for generations to come.
But if you want a happily ever after,
you can never let your guard down
because the monsters are always out there.
[Nate Knight] Good evening, folks.
We are coming to you live from the Glorodome.
-I'm Nate Knight. -I'm Alamzapam Davis.
[Nate] And tonight's the night we knight the knights!
-Ain't that right, Pam? -It sure is, Nate.
But this is also the most controversial knighting ceremony in a thousand years.
You can feel the excitement and the tension.
-[child] Come on! It's starting! -Tonight, tradition will be cast aside,
and the kingdom will change forever because of one man.
Ballister.
The street kid with the impossible dream of being a knight.
I'm here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom!
Impossible, that is,
until the queen herself made a shocking decision.
Whoa…
No, he doesn't come from a noble bloodline…
[sword clanks]
…but he might just have the heart of a hero.
[crowd clamors]
[Alamzapam] And Ballister made the most of that chance,
graduating top of his institute class.
A class that includes none other than…
-Ambrosius Goldenloin. -Hey.
Direct descendant of Gloreth herself,
and the most anticipated knight of a generation.
-Whoo! -[crowd] Whoo!
[Alamzapam] With Ballister joining the ranks, for the first time in history,
our safety will be put in the hands of a commoner.
I don't feel safe.
It's not what Gloreth wanted.
Ugh. I really hope the queen knows what she's doing.
So tonight, only one question remains.
Will the kingdom accept this knight who might not be right?
[crowd booing]
[man in crowd jeers]
[man in crowd shouts]
Will the kingdom accept this knight who might not be right?
All right.
Aaand will Ballister be broody on the biggest day of his life?
I'm not brooding. I'm just-- I'm thinking. This is my thinking face.
Hey, Thinky Face. Look at me.
You were better and worked harder than all of us.
You're gonna be a knight, Bal.
[snickers] Okay, okay, okay.
But what if they still hate me?
No one hates a hero of the realm.
They're gonna love you.
Like I do.
[Ceremony MC] My lords and ladies,
the knighting ceremony is just moments away.
[Squire] Your sword.
Your sword, and don't touch the cart.
Okay, relax.
Your sword.
Hey, Ballister. Listen, man.
I just wanted to say, I know I've always been tough on you,
and I never thought you belonged here…
And?
And what?
Did you think I was gonna keep going,
or did you think I was gonna apologize for how I treated you?
Oh, my God! That's hilarious.
You're so stupid. I love it. It's so funny.
Hey, everybody!
Ballister thought I was gonna apologize for treating him like the trash he is!
[knights laugh]
Uh, your sword?
Ah, thanks.
Hmm. Mm…
-Um, uh, Mr. Ballister? -Hey, Squire,
come take a picture with the real knight, not some charity case.
-High five! [laughs] -[knights laugh]
-Smack that hard. Slap it! -Can I just--
-[Director] Cadets. -Uh…
There is no greater calling than protecting this kingdom from evil.
Never let your guard down,
never weaken, and always be the will of Gloreth.
-Yes, Director! -Thank you, Director.
Thank you, Director.
-Thank you, Director. -Thank you, Director.
Ballister, today the kingdom will see you for who you really are.
Thank you, Director.
-Director. -Thank you, Director.
Teacher's pet.
Wait, what do you mean? You think I'm her favorite?
[Ceremony MC] And now the newest heroes of the realm!
[crowd cheers]
[crowd, chanting] Goldenloin! Goldenloin! Goldenloin!
My lords and ladies, Her Majesty the Queen.
[crowd cheers]
Here comes the whoo. Whoo!
[crowd] Whoo!
Huh.
I hereby pronounce you Sir Ambrosius Goldenloin,
hero of the realm.
[crowd cheers]
Stand, Sir Knight.
[exhales] Here we go.
I've been looking forward to this moment.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
My people, starting today,
any of you should be able to hold the sword
-if you want it. -Huh?
If you earn it.
I've watched this young man earn it many times over.
Your sword.
I hereby pronounce you
Sir Ballister Boldheart,
hero of the realm!
[silence]
[applause, cheering]
-Boldheart! -Yeah!
-[chanting] Boldheart! Boldheart! -Yeah!
Boldheart! Boldheart!
Boldheart! [laughing] Yeah!
[crowd] Boldheart! Boldheart! Boldheart!
Congratulations, Sir Boldheart.
Let a new era of heroes begin with you.
Ohh!
Agh.
[grunts]
[crowd screaming]
[man] Arrest him! He killed the queen!
-[man 2] Let's get him! -[woman] Yeah, he killed the queen!
[narrator] Some of us don't get the happily ever after we're looking for…
[thunder crashes]
…'cause it ain't that kind of kingdom.
And this ain't that kind of story.
[chuckles]
[Nate] The queen killer is still out there.
[Alamzapam] Everyone is scared.
Oh. Freak!
Not since Gloreth's monster has anything been so hated.
-He never should've been a knight. -He wasn't one of us and hated us for it.
-A commoner. -He's vile.
-He's got no place in this kingdom. -He's a murderer.
He's a monster.
He's perfect.
♪ I'm a grrrl just like, like, like, like Like, like, like, like, like ♪
Ooh, yeah.
♪ I'm a grrrl just like, like, like, like Like, like, like, like, like ♪
[slowed down] ♪ I'm a grrrl just like Like, like, like, like, like, like, like ♪
[normal speed] ♪ Like ♪
-♪ Skip train, don't got a ride ♪ -[pounding at door]
♪ Red lights flash So we run and we hide ♪
[radio off]
[pounding]
-That was weird. -Hey, boss.
Yuh!
-Uh… -I love the secret lair.
[sniffs]
The garbage and the smell of sadness pull the whole thing together.
-Wait. Who are you? -The name's Nimona.
-And how did you-- -Whoa! Yeah! Sick arm.
-Did it bleed a lot? -What?
-Did they let you keep the old one? -No. Let go!
What is wrong with you?
-Ooh! Can I have it? -What? Put that down.
That is not for little girls.
Little girls? [laughs]
Okay, how old do you think I am?
I don't know. Ten?
-Help me out. More or less than ten? -Not a lot of kids in your life, huh?
You know what? No. I'd like it to stay that way. You have to go.
But I'm here about the job.
Job? What job?
It's all here in my application.
This is just a bunch of drawings. Very disturbing drawings.
Oh, look, it's me. [chuckles]
On a rhinoceros, skewering several guards like a human kebab.
Yeah! Do you like it?
I thought a visual aid would really make my resume pop.
-What? -Up here.
So, about the job?
What job?
To be your sidekick.
To help you do whatever it takes
to get revenge on the cruel world that rejected you.
Shall we pillage a village? Lay low until they don't remember you.
Then we rise like a fiery phoenix from the ashes
to overthrow the government!
Or we could just talk.
The point is, whatever your dark heart desires, boss.
Your sidekick has arrived.
-I don't need a side-- -Every villain needs a sidekick.
-Wait, I am not a-- -Whoa! Sweet murder wall!
-Murder wall? -Are these your next targets?
-That's not-- -Who do you wanna kill first?
-I'm not killing anybody. -This one.
-What? -This guy looks extremely punchable.
You're right. He is extremely punchable. No, wait. Look. That is not a murder wall.
It's an… innocence wall?
Innocence wall. [sputters]
Wait. Are you saying that you're not a villain?
Yes!
[bottle shatters]
Yes, you are?
No! No, I'm not a villain. No.
Oh.
What? Are you disappointed that I'm not a murderer?
[sighs]
I mean, a little.
-You know what? We're done here. -Why?
The real villain is still out there, and I do need help.
-Not from you. -Aw, fine! Then from who?
The guy who cut off your arm?
-Seriously? -It's complicated, okay?
Have fun getting arrested.
I am not gonna get arrested!
Murderer.
-Wanna get some lunch? -Yeah, I love lunch.
You had to take the arm, huh?
Ballister?
Director?
I'm innocent.
I swear on Gloreth's name.
I don't know how it…
how it happened.
We all saw how it happened.
I feel so foolish, and…
I trusted you.
The queen believed in you.
She thought someone like you could be a hero.
And it cost her her life.
Director, please.
You know I love the queen. I love the Institute.
Talk to Goldenloin.
Can I speak to Goldenloin?
He is as heartbroken as the rest of this kingdom.
You won't be talking to anyone anymore, Ballister.
Please!
Please, just listen to me.
No. I won't make that mistake again.
Director, give me a chance.
We gave you a chance.
But I didn't do this!
Uhh!
-[Nimona] I told you. -Oh! Good Gloreth!
Hey, boss.
What? How--
Did I know this was gonna happen?
Because once everyone sees you as a villain,
that's what you are.
They only see you one way, no matter how hard you try.
You gave it a good shot, though. I gotta hand it to you.
-Thank you. -Don't thank me yet.
-I still gotta get you out of here. -Wait. How did you get out?
I know the code. Beep bop boop beep bop.
[automated voice] Invalid password.
After you.
No?
You could sit here for the rest of eternity,
slowly watching your muscles atrophy, your skin turning to rot,
your nails growing into long, curly-fry-looking talons.
You know there's no toilet in there.
Okay, okay, but I lead.
If you see anyone--
Murder 'em.
Hide. If you see anyone, hide.
Fine, because we're still gonna break stuff.
[vocalizing]
-That's a hard no. -Uhh!
Psst.
[candelabras clatter loudly]
This place should be crawling with guards.
How exactly did you get past…
[guards groaning]
…them?
They were like this when I got here.
[alarm buzzes]
-[knight] Grab them! -[knight] Stop 'em!
-Over here! -Charge!
The One-Arm Club's about to get some new members.
[sputters] Get it?
Uhh!
-What? Too soon? -[knight] Murderer!
He is a murderer… of fun.
-Did you even have a plan? -This is the plan!
I break you out, chaos, destruction, something, something, something, we win.
The "old something, something, something, we win." Terrible plan.
Better than your plan of, "Sit in the dark and mope in a room with no toilet."
-I was not moping! -[knights shouting]
[knight] Queen killer!
Knights don't mope. We brood. I was brooding.
Oh. [raspberry]
Okay, fine. You know what?
Why don't we do it your way? Yeah?
Murder him, murder her, murder everyone!
Bal?
-Ambrosius. -Gesundheit.
Oh, nemesis.
Nemesis?
[knight] Queen killer!
-Oh, look! It's Gloreth! -Where?
-[knight] Open the door! -Not an exit. That's on me.
-[thump] -Did you see the way he looked at me?
[knights shouting]
He really thinks I killed the queen.
-Everyone thinks you killed the queen. -[thump]
-Snap out of it. -What was that for?
I can get us out of here, but things are about to get weird.
-About to get weird? -Promise me you won't freak out.
How, if I don't know what's gonna happen?
-I guess you'll just have to trust me. -Why would I trust you?
Yaah!
-If you don't, you'll die in this closet! -Die?
-Now promise! -I promise.
-Promise promise? -On my life!
-Then say it again. -I promise!
Wow. Even when you see the horn?
Horn? You mean like a trumpet?
Just promise!
I promise I will not freak-- Uh…
This is the part where you run.
-[screams] -Everyone get out of here!
-Yeah! -Oh no!
No! Stay away! Get back! No! This is not happening!
Yee-haw!
Oh no. Oh, good Gloreth!
Aah!
Rhinoceros?
[yelling]
-Leave that guy alone! -Take that!
-No! Not the stairs! -Ooh, stairs!
-Whoo! -Not the stairs!
-What are you? -I'm Nimona!
-So, you're a girl and a rhino? -I'm a lot of things.
-What is happening? -[roars]
Ohh! Uhh!
Yaah!
-Are you gonna be okay? -No!
-You promised. -Right!
Right. You promised not to freak out.
-Turn right! -Oh!
Halt!
Whoa!
Huh. This floor is surprisingly stable.
Ah, there we go.
-Cold in here? -Uhh!
Help me! Help me!
You. You did that on purpose.
You catch on quick, boss. Yeah.
No. We've gotta get out of here.
Whoa!
No! No! No! No going down! No going down!
Staircase! No going down!
[Nimona] Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah!
Ha!
Ha ha!
Oh, no.
Something, something, something, we win.
[chuckles]
Metal.
[yelps]
[sighs]
Oh.
[clatter]
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
-[singing along with song over headphones] -♪ Can I get a witness, a closer look? ♪
♪ Everybody itching For a throne to throw ♪
♪ And you could be the widget To my turbo ♪
♪ Better see your status when I go solo ♪
-Ah. Hey, boss! -♪ Do you forget, forget the basics? ♪
♪ On a go long-- ♪
[song stops]
How long was I out for?
Oh. Fifteen years.
[thunder crashes]
Fifteen years?
Don't be so gullible. It was just a couple of hours.
Breakfast tacos?
Wait. Wait. Last thing I remember, we were in a supply closet.
And now… How did I get here?
I dragged you for, like, seven miles.
What happened?
Your head bounced on the sidewalk a few times.
It's all so foggy.
Really? You thanked me, said you'd forever be in my debt,
and that we'd always be best friends.
Uh…
Totally happened.
Hey, I spruced up the lair.
I arranged the weapons in order of deadliness,
unchildproofed the place, opened the poisons laying around,
and pulled some rusty nails one centimeter out of the floorboards.
Overall, just made it much more evil lair-y in here.
[gasps] Evil Larry. That's a great villain name.
-You should change your name. -Never gonna happen.
Whatever, Larry.
And I updated your murder wall.
Oops.
Plus, I drew up plans for revenge, torment,
and good old general malfeasance.
[screaming]
Rhinoceros.
You look freaked. You promised you'd hold it together.
You're not human.
-You looking for something? -My sword.
It exploded. Remember?
You're a mo--
What? Marsupial? Mariachi? Meatball?
You're a monster.
Do not call me that!
[thunder crashes]
No. No, no, no. Of course not.
You're obviously not a massive fire-breathing, you know--
But you do do the shifty-shift-shifting-shape thing.
And you're a girl who can turn into--
What are you?
I'm Nimona.
No, that's not an answer.
People don't just turn into things.
I do.
Okay. Fine. Then I have a million questions.
You get one.
Why are you helping me?
Because I'm bored.
And everybody hates you too.
The squire has to know something.
He's the one that gave me the sword. The sword that…
that…
You need the squire?
Then let's go kill-- Get him.
Let's go get him.
You and me.
No, absolutely not.
The thing you do? It's too much. No.
I think you're trying to say, "Thanks for saving my life."
Three times, if you're keeping score.
But you're right. I'm sure you can do this alone,
with every knight in the entire kingdom gunning for you. Good luck.
Wait.
Yes, Evil Larry?
[sighs]
-I… -I'm in.
Here's the thing. When we clear your name, then I am your official sidekick forever.
No take-backsies. Deal?
-I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that. -Don't overthink it.
Can you just be you, please?
I don't follow.
Girl you.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a shark. [snaps teeth]
[sighs]
Hey. You ever put your head in the mouth of one of these?
-Should've just stayed in jail. -Come on!
You know you wanna!
Oh man! Look at this place!
A thousand years of history destroyed.
-Huh. Hey, Mansley. -What?
Your uncle's head fell on my grandma's butt.
[laughter]
-[knight 1] That's hilarious. -[knight 2] Nice.
Oh, so sad, though.
[knight 3] Well, if Goldenloin hadn't helped him…
-[knight 4] I never liked… -Let me get this straight.
The murderer of the queen escaped
with the help of a girl, an ostrich, and a whale?
It destroyed our showers!
This is his fault!
-[knight 4] Tell him, Todd. -Me?
Why didn't you tell us Ballister was working with whales?
Whales? Really, Todd?
Oh, what? Whale? Really? Yeah. You knew him better than anyone, bro.
I tried to stop him, bro.
Really? Like this? "Oh, hi, Ballister. Come right in."
"And of course you can bring your whale, ostrich, and big fat unicorn."
-Fat unicorn? -Yeah, you saw it.
-One with the horn that broke everything. -You mean rhinoceros?
If I meant rhinoperos, I would have said rhinoperos.
Enough!
There is a villain on the loose in our kingdom.
Look at you, acting like common children.
Remember your training.
Remember who you are.
We are born to protect this kingdom.
I was born.
Let me take the lead, Director.
There's only two things I want right now. A, to have a really big sword.
Check.
And three, to treat Ballister like the queen-killing monster he is.
-I'll hunt him down. -[knights] Yeah!
I'll make it hurt. I'll make--
-I'll do it. -[knight 5] Huh?
[knight 6] Why?
If anyone can find Bal…
find Ballister
before someone else gets hurt…
it's me.
This is the greatest threat we've faced in generations.
Thankfully, we have a descendant of Gloreth to lead us.
What?
Knights of the realm,
search every street, every shadow.
Find Ballister, and bring him to me.
[Nate] After yesterday's vicious attack on the Institute,
our knights have redoubled their efforts
in the manhunt for the villain Ballister.
Whew. Okay.
We just have to get to the market and find the squire without drawing att--
-[yowls] -Will you be quiet?
Counterpoint. Your plan sucks, and it's boring.
-Where's the drama? The screams of terror? -[mouse squeaks]
-Wait. Shh. -[screams]
We are villains. Embrace it.
No. We're doing things my way this time. No one gets hurt.
I was going for the "hurting people" version.
-We find the squire and question him. -Then hurt him.
-No. And then find the proof. -By hurting him.
No. Can we just get to the market, please?
Roger that.
-Next flight leaves in three… -No. What are you doing?
-…two… -No-- Boo! I'm a ghost. Heh heh heh.
Eh, sorry. I can't be seen with that! Aah!
This is quality sidekicking stuff.
It's too much.
Oh, unclench your mustache. What's the worst that could happen?
[alarm blares]
[automated voice] Monster attack. Monster attack.
Seek immediate shelter.
Citizens of the realm, hello.
In light of yesterday's horrific attack on the Institute,
we are taking every precaution to keep you safe.
Please do not be alarmed. This is only a test.
Go about your normal lives and rest assured
that the Institute has this situation well in hand.
Good day and may Gloreth guide you always.
Do not be alarmed. Please remain calm.
This is only a test.
Oh! A "don't-be-alarmed" alarm. Effective.
Don't you get it?
The second we let our guard down, something terrible comes over that wall.
Have you ever even been outside the wall?
Yeah, 'cause I have a death wish. No! No one has!
So, maybe there's nothing there?
You know what? We're going underground. Without the wings.
You're gonna want 'em later.
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Go back to the shadows and--
Hey!
-Aw! -[laughs]
[automated announcer] Next train arriving in three minutes.
Remember, if you see something, slay something.
[sax plays "Careless Whisper"]
[announcer] You're watching KTV News.
High five!
After the break, "First Family Fashion," what the nobles are wearing this season.
[gasps] So cool. We're famous.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Ah. I love us.
-Excuse me. I need to see your face. -Of course.
So then an otter comes around the corner, and it bit me.
A sea otter or a river otter?
Are you kidding? Does it matter? It bit me.
There's significant anatomical differences between the two.
I don't know. It was…
We're never gonna make it on that train without them seeing us.
We need a distraction.
Who has four thumbs and is great at distractions?
Fine, but dial it down.
Something inconspicuous and discreet, like…
And she's gone.
-[evil laugh] -The queen killer!
If you see something, slay something!
It's Ballister Boldheart!
-Boo! -Aah!
[burbles]
Yaah! I'm evil, and I hate everybody!
Not as much as I hate myself. Can somebody give me a hug?
Baah! I hate smiles!
-Got him! -I hate cupcakes.
And I think babies are ugly!
Hoo hoo!
Look at this! I'm loitering, and I'm littering.
I hope you all like freestyle jazz.
Get him!
[playing random notes]
-Hurry up! -Stop pushing me! I'm trying!
I'm not pushing! I'm encouraging you forward!
Well, do it without hitting!
[door chimes]
Our chariot awaits.
What was that? And you never said you could turn into me.
By the way, I can turn into you.
Well, for the record, that is nothing like me.
You're right. You're never that much fun.
[beeping]
-[woman] We found him. -We found him!
Look!
All right, let's go. Let's get this gutter punk.
-Yes, sir. -Wait.
Let it run.
Something doesn't feel right.
He hates freestyle jazz.
-You're letting him get away. -Keep playing.
The clock's ticking.
There.
That's him.
Where's that train headed?
That's the express to the market. Arrives in six minutes.
And we'll be there to meet him.
Now we go.
-Everyone to the market. -Yes, sir.
"Everyone to the market. I'm a dork, and my hair smells like lavender."
-[announcer] Starving? -Rahhr!
Kwispy!
Then slay your hunger with Dragon Krisps!
-Crunch! -Munch!
[singing "Banana Splits" theme]
Take that!
All right, yay!
[children giggling]
Yeah!
[announcer] Dragon Krisps. Part of your heroic breakfast!
Ecch!
You've been staring.
Did somebody want pizza?
Can you please just be normal for a second?
Normal?
I just think it'd be easier if you were a girl.
Easier to be a girl? You're hilarious.
I mean, easier if you look human.
Easier for who?
For you. A lot of people aren't as accepting as me.
Mm-hmm?
How did you get like this?
What? You mean awesome?
No, how do you-- I'm just trying to understand what I'm working with here.
I'm Nimona.
That explains literally nothing.
[sighs]
No, you're right.
You deserve a better explanation than that.
I was just a kid.
Cute, little, innocent me.
I was playing in the woods,
following the birds flying and the fish swimming
and the deer bounding.
They all looked so happy together,
but I…
I was alone.
-That's when I heard it… -[woman vocalizing softly]
…a song, calling me,
-leading me to a wishing well. -[song continues]
[Ballister] How did you know it wasn't just a regular well?
-Do you wanna tell my story for me? -Right. Sorry. Go on.
As I slowly approached the well,
a coin appeared in the palm of my hand as if by magic.
And I knew what I had to do.
I summoned my courage, held the coin tight,
threw it into the well, and made a wish.
A wish to one day be trapped on a subway
with an uptight knight asking me small-minded questions.
Do you still have that pizza?
-[subway speaker chimes] -[laughs]
[automated announcer] Now arriving at Market Station.
Cool, we're here.
Oh.
And so are your friends.
Uhh!
Do you think he saw us?
Yes.
[knight] Go, go, go!
-Move! -On the left.
-Clear. -Clear.
-Moving!
What in the name of Gloreth?
Tiny whale.
Whoa!
Did Goldenloin see you do the thing?
Seriously? That guy cut off your arm, and you're worried about being seen with me.
-I told you, it's-- -Complicated. I know.
Look! Squire.
Hi. Hi. Uh, excuse me.
Okay. We've gotta get him out of here quietly.
On it. [grunting]
Wait, not like that. Not like that, either.
You want me to shift. You don't want me to shift. Pick a lane.
And now you're a boy.
-I am today. -Wait, no!
-[automated voice] Wanted. Wanted. Wanted. -Excuse me.
-[gasps] -Come on.
[Goldenloin] I know he's here! Find him!
-[woman] Look, it's Goldenloin! -[man] I can't believe it.
[boy] Goldenloin.
-Please move aside. -Can I get your autograph?
-Just one signature. Who am I signing? -Do you sign skin?
-[woman] Don't move! -[gasp]
'Cause if you do, you're gonna miss out on a great deal today!
[cute voice] Excuse me, Mr. Squire, sir.
I can't find my mommy.
She went to that scary alley over there.
Can you help me find her?
Please?
Oh, no.
Let me go ahead and pass this problem on to someone else.
-[deep voice] There's no time! -Aah!
This baby's fully loaded. State-of-the-art sound system.
[rock music plays]
There. Can we just part the waters?
-Thank you. -Thank you. Move aside.
Please help me. Help me, please.
A little demon baby is after me. Please help me.
-[growls] -Aah!
Aah!
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-Uh, you look a lot like-- -I'm innocent!
Help!
No!
Pineapple on pizza? Bleah!
-There! -Excuse me. I need to get through. Move!
-Uh-oh. -Ah ha ha ha!
-Aw. Why did you get to kill him? -He's not dead. I hope.
-[man] Is that Ballister? -[woman] It's the queen killer!
-He's working with a demon baby! -I thought he ate babies!
Ballister! Stop! Halt
-Yeah! -[Ballister] Get in!
-Bal! -Shoot him in the face!
What are you doing?
We'll take it.
Aah!
-Dang it! -[screaming]
I hate to say it, but you make a pretty good bad guy.
Oh! Yep. I like it.
We're gonna shake this dude down in this sketchy part of town.
Look, let's just question the squire and get out-- Your leg.
-Huh? -There's an arrow in your leg!
-Oh. -Okay, you really need to sit down.
-No, it's fine. It's totally-- -Look at you. You're not fine.
-It's a splinter. It'll work itself out. -You're bleeding. Sit.
We're just gonna take a look, okay?
Yah! Okay. Okay. Okay.
That's-- It's-- That's in there.
Uh, everything's fine. We're just gonna…
[exhales]
We're gonna do this on three.
You ready?
One, two, three.
Okay, most people scream at that part.
I'm not a people.
Right.
Right. Um…
-does it hurt at all? -It does.
But I've been through worse.
What does it feel like?
Pretty stabby in my leg region.
[laughing] No. No. The shape shifting.
Does it hurt, or does it--
Sorry. Small-minded question.
Hold still.
Honestly?
I feel worse when I don't do it.
Like my insides are itchy.
You know that second right before you sneeze?
That's close to it.
Then I shape-shift, and I'm free.
What if you held it in?
If you didn't shape-shift?
-I'd die. -Good Gloreth, that's horrible!
Don't be so gullible. I wouldn't die die.
I just sure wouldn't be living.
[pounding]
[Squire] So nice to hear you guys bonding.
Ah, it's such a shame I have to go. Let me go.
Oh yeah, the punk in the trunk. Let's go dunk on the punk in the trunk.
[whimpering]
-Start talking. -He wants blood.
-Blood? -Your blood!
-I don't want blood. -Buckets of blood!
What I want is answers, so start talking.
Or we start stabbing.
-No stabbing. -Slapping.
No! Why did you set me up?
-I didn't. -Then who?
-You! -No!
-Who? -Let me explain.
Blanche? Chad? Todd?
-Todd? -Punchable face guy?
Of course. Todd swapped my sword, didn't he?
-What? No. -Why are you protecting him?
Who'd protect Todd?
Guess we're just gonna have to do things the hard way.
Hard way? Hold on a second. Wait. Just wait.
Peekaboo.
Yaah! Here, look.
Check it out. I'm in the locker room,
and you are looking at history in the making.
Ballister's armor. It's speaking.
It's saying, "Respect me. Protect me. Put me on. No one's watching."
Awkward.
Oh, we can just fast-forward.
Okay, this is the part you have to see.
The Director set me up.
She killed the queen.
I, I didn't know what to do. I tried to show you before…
None of this makes sense.
Oh. Hey, buddy.
I'm sorry for kidnapping you.
It's okay.
-[deep voice] Or am I? -Oh! Oh!
[wailing]
Ha ha!
Look, boss, you got betrayed by someone you trusted.
I get it. It sucks. But we did it. You're innocent, and we have the proof.
-Once we upload that video-- -We're not.
What? Everybody needs to know the truth.
The system is jacked. The Institute needs to shut down.
Will you be quiet?
Prospective target. Clear on Avenue Three. Over.
I will not be quiet about this.
This video could damage people's faith in the Institute.
No duh!
Look, I don't know why she framed me, but the Institute's not the problem.
The Director is.
That's why I'm taking this to Ambrosius.
-Who cares? -Ambro--
This is the man who cut off your arm. Arm-chopping is not a love language!
He didn't cut off my arm. He disarmed a weapon.
It's how we were trained.
[Nimona] Wow!
They brainwashed you good.
You think this stops with the Director?
You should be questioning everything right now.
The will of Gloreth, the Institute, the wall.
What's it all really for?
For protecting the realm.
You mean from villains like you?
Or monsters
like me?
Look, if we get this to Ambrosius, everything is gonna be okay.
For both of us.
[sighs]
Okay, fine. But when things go south, I'm breaking stuff.
-That won't be necessary. -[vocalizing]
Is something on your mind, Ambrosius?
You can talk to me.
My mind?
[exhales] I've lost my mind.
I've lost everything.
The man I love, my best friend.
Although now he's got a new best friend. What's that about?
What else is he hiding? Who is the real him?
Who am I?
A direct descendant of Gloreth? I never asked for that.
Now everyone expects me to arrest Ballister.
If I don't, I'm a traitor to you. If I do, I'm a traitor to him.
Oh, and on top of that, I chopped off his arm!
His arm! Who chops off an arm?
Because I was trained to? Arm chopping is not a love langua--
I'm fine, Director.
-Ma'am. -Stay strong, Ambrosius.
The blood of Gloreth runs through your veins.
-Ambrosius. -Knights!
They were like this when I got here.
You.
Me.
Ambrosius, the Director killed the queen.
-What? -Another desperate lie.
He's not a liar.
[laughing] Says the miscreant, whispering in his ear.
Aw, thank you.
I'm innocent, and I have proof.
-He's got a weapon. -No!
Not anymore! Todd rules!
[laughs]
It doesn't matter. You shouldn't need proof.
You know I'm not a murderer.
What are you waiting for, Captain?
[Todd] Hurry before the whale gets here.
Come on, man.
Do the right thing.
Who is she, Bal?
What is she?
Ambrosius, I am begging you to trust me.
Arrest them.
You wanna know who the kid is?
Oh, I like where this is going.
You wanna show 'em?
I'd love to.
Let's break stuff.
Metal.
Is that a gorilla?
Oh!
[roars]
Bloop.
[roaring]
-Give me a sword. -We need to get you to safety.
-Aah! -Get this thing in the air now!
[Nimona laughs]
-Oh! -Sorry, not sorry!
-You see a way out of here? -Of horse I do.
Okay, that was terrible.
Stop that… horse?
-We're going over, aren't we? -Yep! The only way out is down.
-Horse! -Why are we always falling?!
Ha ha! Told you you'd want the wings. Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-Okay, that was super gross. -Ha ha, I know!
Well, if it isn't the golden boy.
-That's the otter that bit me! -I can see your confusion.
It has the tail of a river otter, but the webbed back feet--
Did I ever mean anything to you? Or was it all just a lie?
A lie? Says the guy running around with a monster!
Don't call her that! She's smart, kind, and quite sophisticated.
That guy just peed his armor! He peed his armor!
And she has my back, unlike you.
You lied to me about everything!
Only one lying to you is the Director!
What? You're gonna kill me now too?
You believe that?
Then you never knew me at all.
[laughing]
Yeah. Now I'm gonna punch you in the face.
Now, I'm no doctor, but this cast looks delicious.
Boss?
[growling]
You think this hurts?
Wait till you see what we do to your pet monster.
[growling]
No! Leave her alone!
Kwispy! Wait, what?
Hope you brought milk.
No!
Wait, wait! No, no!
What?
[siren blares]
[automated voice] Monster attack. Monster attack.
Seek immediate shelter.
[gasps]
-Monster attack. Monster attack. -It's okay.
…immediate shelter.
-Monster attack. Monster attack. -M-Monster.
…immediate shelter.
Monster attack. Monster attack.
Seek immediate shelter.
[whimpering]
-Monster attack. -[knight] Her! Come on!
-I've got you, kid! -No! Stop!
-Are you okay? -I don't wanna talk about it.
-I know something's wrong. -I said I don't wanna talk about it!
Hey, I'm just trying to help.
I don't need your help!
[panting]
Did you see the way that little girl looked at me?
Kids.
Little kids.
They grow up believing that they can be a hero
if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different.
And I'm the monster?
I don't know what's scarier.
The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart…
or that sometimes
I just wanna let 'em.
We have to get you out of here.
We'll go over the wall.
We won't stop until we find someplace safe.
Okay, we'll go together.
Together?
Listen, you were right about everything. The Institute, the wall…
Ambrosius.
No matter what we do, we can't change the way people see us.
You changed the way you see me.
Didn't you?
We can't let the Director get away with this.
We shouldn't have to run.
And you made a deal, right?
We clear your name, you make me your sidekick.
You can't back out on a deal because you believe in truth and honor
and blah, blah, blah. All that stupid stuff.
Truth and honor aren't stupid, but all right.
So, you got a plan?
'Course I got a plan.
Something, something, something…
We win.
[knight] Excuse me, but the Director isn't available right now.
We need to talk!
Alone.
Was Ballister telling the truth?
He could've said anybody killed the queen, but he said you. Why you?
Sir Goldenloin, is your loyalty to this kingdom
or to a knight who consorts with a monster?
Did you swap his sword?
Did you set him up?
Tell me the truth!
[sighs]
Ever since I was young, I've had the same nightmare.
I find a crack in the wall.
I yell out,
but no one listens.
And the crack grows bigger and bigger
until the wall crumbles
and the monsters pour in.
I begged the queen not to question the word of Gloreth.
Not to question what's kept us safe for a thousand years.
But she wouldn't listen.
Allowing Ballister to hold the sword was the first crack in the wall.
And now
we have a monster in our kingdom.
Is that…
[sighs]
I'm sorry, Ambrosius.
Ahh…
Ohh!
So, yes, I framed Ballister.
I killed the queen.
Gloreth did whatever it took to keep the monsters out.
And so will I.
[hacking]
Ahh.
[gasps]
[groaning]
May Gloreth forgive you.
[fast-paced rewind]
[Director] So, yes, I framed Ballister.
I killed the queen.
I can't wait for the kingdom to see this.
You.
Well, and my sidekick. Round of applause, ladies and gents.
Was my acting okay? I was a little worried my last "Ehh" was too over the top.
If you're looking for feedback, it was a little dramatic.
You won't win any awards, but it was good.
I've never taken a class.
Really? That's a surprise.
Not a one. Oh, don't forget your sword, boss.
Eh, she can keep it.
I don't fight for her anymore.
You called me your sidekick.
I did, didn't I?
[singsong] You called me your sidekick.
And I regret it already.
[singsong] You called me your sidekick. You called me…
We need to talk.
[growl]
Bad time?
Come on, come on!
Whoo-hoo!
Yes! Let's take that pooch for a walk.
Eight, nine, ten.
Ooh, landing you in the Enchanted Forest, which is my domain.
Cha-ching. 600 gold, please.
My Scottie dog will not pay your tyrannical toll.
He rallies the oppressed woodland creatures and starts a rebellion.
[blows fanfare] Squirrels scale the castle walls!
Bears batter down the gates! Letting chaos ensue!
[burbles, screams]
-I'm still taking the 600 gold. -What?
You didn't tell me you could breathe fire.
Oh.
[chuckles] Metal. Best two out of three?
What?
Nothing.
[beeping]
Hey, check it out.
Whoa! A hundred-- 500-- 30,000--
Seventy-five-- The whole kingdom is seeing this thing.
Well, I guess there's only one question left.
What's that?
Can a shark dance?
Watch me. [snaps teeth]
Still reeling from the monster attack, the kingdom is rocked
by new footage of the Director making a truly shocking confession.
I framed Ballister. I killed the queen.
♪ I don't want to bend Like the bad girls bend ♪
♪ I just want to be your friend Is it ever gonna be enough? ♪
♪ Enough, enough, enough ♪
♪ Is it ever gonna be enough? ♪
I framed Ballister. I killed the queen.
♪ Enough, enough, enough ♪
-♪ Is it ever gonna be enough? ♪ -Oh!
♪ Is it ever gonna be enough? ♪
I killed the queen.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
One question remains.
Who's the real villain?
[grunts] Ahh.
♪ More and more and more and more ♪
-♪ More and more, more and more ♪ -Give us the Director!
♪ More and more and more ♪
♪ Is it ever gonna be enough? ♪
♪ More and more, more and more ♪
♪ Enough, enough, enough ♪
♪ Is it ever gonna be enough? ♪
-With me. -Yes, sir.
Director!
You're under arrest for the murder of the queen and for--
Ambrosius. This explains everything.
[man on TV] Zombies are immortal, eternal beings. There's no way to kill them.
[woman on TV] But what if they come for us?
[zombie sounds]
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I actually feel bad for the zombies.
[snoring]
[snorting]
[barking]
-Stop. Don't. -Hey.
Hey.
It's okay. You're safe.
-We're home. -Home?
I like it here.
Let's live here forever.
[snoring]
-You have 30 seconds. -Thirty seconds?
-That's a lot more than you've given me. -I'm here to save you.
-You are so full of-- -Hey! Can I get you guys something?
-Nachos! -Nachos!
Please.
And hold the olives.
He's allergic.
Bal, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't important.
And I wouldn't be here if you'd stood up for me.
That is not fair.
-We're done. So is she. -We now go live to the Institute.
-There is something I need to tell you. -[man] Hey, turn that up.
Citizens of the realm, that is not me in the recording.
I know it looks like me and sounds like me, but it is not me.
That was the monster working with the real queen killer, Ballister.
They are trying to trick you.
That's a lie.
We are under attack by something that can take any form.
It could be anyone.
Your spouse, your child, your best friend,
the person sitting next to you.
None of us are safe
so long as the villain and that monster are still out there.
She's twisting everything.
Ambrosius, I'm not the villain here.
I know.
I believe you.
I…
I'm sorry
for everything.
For your arm.
She manipulated you.
She manipulated both of us,
but together, we'll take her down and prove it to the kingdom.
You'll be a knight again.
Thank you. The Director can't get away--
The Director?
Bal, I'm talking about your sidekick.
Your sidekick set you up.
What?
This was all her plan.
All of it.
She's evil, Bal.
E-Evil?
No, you're wrong. We've been wrong about everything.
Wrong about everything? Then explain this.
This scroll has been in the Institute vaults
for a thousand years.
Look at it.
It's her, Bal.
She's Gloreth's monster.
She's come back to finish what she started,
and she's using you to do it.
But she's my friend.
Aren't I more than that?
We can slay this monster. We can go back to the way things were.
-This was a mistake. -Bal, please.
-No, I can't do this. I'm done! -Listen to me!
She's using you to destroy the kingdom!
-You know what she is. -Stop!
-Why won't you admit it? You're in danger! -Why can't you just leave me alone?
Because I love you.
Ohh. I have not slept like that in forever.
Why do you have your cloak on?
Is this you?
Where did you get that? Who have you been talking--
Tell me this isn't you.
You think that I would do that?
That that's who I am?
I don't know.
You're the one who told me not to trust anybody, question everything.
That's right! Even now, with this,
think about everything we have been through together.
I'm thinking about everything we've done.
Broken out of jail, stolen cars, kidnapped people, manipulated people.
I was helping you.
You were using me! You wanted them to see a villain.
Someone else to hate so you wouldn't be alone.
Because you're not a sidekick. You're a m--
What? I'm a what?
You know what you are.
No, I want to hear you say it.
Come on, say it.
Say it!
Say that I'm a mon--
-I… -[Todd] Surround the place.
You two with me.
Your door is broken.
[panting]
No.
[chirping]
[girl laughing]
[woman vocalizing softly]
Whoo!
[laughs]
-[whinnies] -Whoo-hoo!
[no audible dialogue]
Ohh!
[howling]
[howls]
[sighs]
[giggling]
[laughs, gasps]
[gasp]
-Stay back! -No! Stop! Stop! She's my friend!
She's a monster.
[man] Surround it!
[meows]
No!
[whinnies]
[growls]
[snarls]
Stop!
[man] Fire! Fire!
[snarling]
Gloreth.
[man] Gloreth! Come here!
Gloreth--
Go back to the shadows from whence you came.
[echo] came, came, came…
[sobbing]
-[Ballister] What are you -[girl] A monster.
[Ballister] Are you even human?
Just be a girl.
[woman] There is no place for you!
-[Ballister] Don't lie to me! -[whisper] She's a monster.
Don't you wish you were normal?
[Gloreth] Go back to the shadows from whence you came.
[Ballister] There's something wrong with you. What are you?
-[woman] Monster! -[Ballister] You know what you are!
[Nimona screams]
You brought a monster into our home.
You should've stayed in the gutter where you belong.
Now where is it?
[rumbling]
Do you feel that?
I feel like the whole place kind of went like "wubba, wubba, wubba, wubba, wubba."
No.
[rustling]
It's headed straight for the city. Alert the Institute.
And you.
If that thing destroys the kingdom, it's on you, bro.
Let's go!
Ma'am, incoming report from Sir Thodeus.
-And? What is it? -[knight] Whoa.
-What is that? -What's going on?
[siren blares]
We need barricades on Avenue A through F.
And can we clear the streets? These people are in danger.
[snarling]
[growling]
It's happening.
Sound the alarm! Sound the alarm! Hit it with everything we've got.
[alarm blares]
[automated voice] Monster attack. Monster attack.
This is not a test.
Monster attack. Monster attack.
This is not a test.
Monster attack. Monster attack.
It's the monster!
Everyone stay calm.
[roaring]
Drones engaged.
[screaming]
Look out!
You're okay.
[Todd] Hey, Goldie. Watch how a real knight gets it done.
All right, monster slayers.
Let's shoot some darts and break some hearts.
I'm gonna be a freaking hero.
Aah!
Out of my way!
We need more firepower! This thing is gonna kill us all!
[woman] Look out!
[yelling]
-High five! -Bro.
[man] Get out of here!
Get me to the wall.
[automated voice running down] Monster attack. Monster attack.
[slowly, faintly] Monster attack. Monster attack.
[woman screams]
What have I done?
[announcer] The game that lets you be a hero.
I killed a monster!
I killed two!
[roars]
Come on. Let's go.
Help!
Keep them moving. Get everyone underground.
Yes, sir.
Bal?
-Bal! -[man] Forget the kid. Let's go.
-Let's go! -Come on!
You've gotta be kidding me.
Ma'am, someone is turning the cannon into the kingdom.
Yes, I know. I gave the order.
But firing them will take out half the city.
Innocent people will die.
-And so will the monster. -But--
What are we doing?
[growling]
[people screaming]
[roars]
[woman vocalizing softly]
You don't belong here!
[Nimona] I don't know what's scarier.
The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart…
or that sometimes…
I just wanna let 'em.
[wailing]
[gasp]
[panting]
I'm sorry.
I see you, Nimona.
And you're not alone.
Fire the cannons.
Kill it.
-I said fire the-- -No!
It's over.
It's fooling you. Fooling all of you!
Can't you see this is what it wants? For us to let our guard down!
I see what it really is, and so did Gloreth!
That monster is a threat to our very way of life!
And what if we're wrong?
What if we've always been wrong?
[Goldenloin screams]
[blast]
No!
Let's go!
That gun's gonna kill everyone.
Hey, boss.
Be right back. I'm gonna go break some stuff.
-Wait, Nimona. What are you-- -It's time to rewrite this story.
Nimona! Nimona!
Go back to the shadows from whence you came!
Nimona!
Nimona.
Come back.
Please come back.
[Ballister] Some of us don't get the happily ever after
we were looking for.
Maybe it's not that kind of kingdom.
Or maybe it's not the end of the story.
[girl] Over here, I'm free.
-Uhh. -Whoa. [chuckles]
[laughs]
[pounding]
Hey, boss.
Holy sh--
♪ Celebrate the rejects ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Eviscerate the presets ♪
♪ Fakers ♪
♪ Power is the thesis ♪
♪ Power, power ♪
♪ Crazin' on my meds When I smile, I'm a T-Rex ♪
-♪ Obliterate the killjoy ♪ - ♪ Ooh, kill him ♪
♪ Detonate the new noise ♪
♪ Sounds from the underground ♪
♪ Loud, proud ♪
♪ Doin' what I please ♪
♪ When I leave, I'm a rude boy ♪
♪ Future on my mind ♪
♪ I'm leavin' the past behind ♪
♪ Can't stop me now ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Ho, ho ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Kill 'em with the mojo ♪
♪ Mojo ♪
♪ Cinematic slo-mo ♪
♪ Whoa ♪
♪ Sounds from the underground Loud, proud ♪
♪ Pedal to the floor Hardcore, I don't go slow ♪
♪ Future on my mind ♪
♪ I'm leavin' the past behind ♪
♪ Future on my mind ♪
♪ I'm leavin' the past behind ♪
♪ Can't stop me now ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Ho, ho ♪
♪ Can't stop me now ♪
♪ You can't stop me ♪
♪ I'm a hit, I'm a one-two punch Knock it out ♪
♪ I don't even have to try too much Yeah ♪
♪ I'm a hit, I'm a hit I'm a one-two punch ♪
♪ I thought they all stop and stare ♪
♪ I'm like "Yeah, so what Like I even care" ♪
♪ I've got a status quo to disrupt ♪
♪ And a song to blare ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Turn it up ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Play it loud ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I want everyone to hear this song ♪
-♪ Scream my name ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ On repeat ♪ -♪ Hey ♪
♪ Yeah, 'cause everybody's Lookin' at me ♪
♪ I'm a hit I'm a one-two punch ♪
♪ A slam dunk kind of total rush ♪
♪ I'm a hit, I'm a hit I'm a one-two punch ♪
♪ Here's the thing This is open and shut ♪
♪ There's no one like me, look it up ♪
♪ I've got a song to blare And a reputation to keep up ♪
♪ Whoo! ♪
-♪ Turn it up ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Play it loud ♪ -♪ Hey ♪
♪ I want everyone to hear this song ♪
-♪ Scream my name ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ On repeat ♪ -♪ Hey ♪
♪ Yeah, 'cause everybody's Lookin' at me ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
[woman vocalizing softly]
[humming]
[Nimona laughs]
‎很久以前，有一個和平過活的王國
‎他們以為自己無所畏懼
‎但是在暗處…
‎卻潛伏著強大而可怕的邪惡
‎怪獸毫無預兆地攻擊
‎摧毀了攔路的一切
‎但在最黑暗的時刻，一位英雄出現
‎她的名字是葛蘿瑞絲
‎回到暗影去吧！
‎（葛蘿瑞絲）
‎葛蘿瑞絲發誓不會讓族人再遇到危險
‎所以她訓練了一隊精英騎士 ‎宣告他們的後代
‎都會守護王國，直到千秋萬世
‎但如果想要永遠的幸福
‎就永遠不能放鬆防備
‎因為怪獸永遠都在伺機而動
‎（一千年後）
‎各位晚上好
‎我們從光榮體育場現場直播
‎-我是內特奈 ‎-我是阿蘭薩潘戴維斯
‎今晚就是騎士冊封的儀式！
‎-對吧，小潘？ ‎-沒錯，內特
‎但這也是一千年來 ‎最有爭議的冊封儀式
‎現場充滿著興奮和緊張
‎快點！開始了
‎今晚，傳統將被打破
‎王國將會永遠改變，因為一個男人
‎巴利斯特
‎出身街頭的小子 ‎懷著不可能的夢想，要成為騎士
‎我要消滅怪物，保護王國
‎本來確實是不可能的
‎但是女王親自作出了驚人決定
‎不 ，他不是出身貴族血統
‎但他可能有著英雄的心
‎巴利斯特把握了這個機會 ‎在學院首名畢業
‎與他同屆的學生包括了…
‎-安布羅修斯戈登隆 ‎-嘿
‎葛蘿瑞絲的直系後代
‎也是當代最受人期望的騎士
‎巴利斯特加入後，在王國史上首次
‎我們的安全將會託付於一個平民身上
‎我覺得不安全
‎這不是葛蘿瑞絲想要的
‎希望女王知道自己在做甚麼
‎所以今晚只剩下一個問題
‎王國會接受這個資格存疑的騎士嗎？
‎（有資格嗎？）
‎王國會接受這個資格存疑的騎士嗎？
‎好了
‎巴利斯特會不會苦悶地 ‎度過人生最重要的一天？
‎我沒有苦悶，只是在沉思
‎這是我沉思的表情
‎嘿，沉思臉，看著我
‎你比我們都更出色，也更努力
‎巴爾，你要當騎士了
‎好啦…
‎但如果他們仍討厭我呢？
‎沒有人會討厭保家衛國的大英雄
‎他們會愛你的
‎就像我一樣
‎各位貴賓
‎騎士儀式馬上就要開始
‎你的劍
‎你的劍，別碰車子
‎好啦，放輕鬆
‎妳的劍
‎嘿，巴利斯特，聽著，老兄
‎我只想說，我知道我一直對你很嚴苛
‎也一直不覺得你屬於這裏
‎然後呢？
‎然後甚麼？
‎你以為我還會繼續說下去
‎你以為我會為我對你的態度道歉嗎？
‎天啊，太好笑了
‎你真笨，我喜歡，真好笑
‎大家！
‎巴利斯特以為我會道歉 ‎因為我合理地把他當垃圾
‎你的劍？
‎謝謝
‎-巴利斯特先生？ ‎-嘿，侍從
‎來跟真正的騎士拍照 ‎別找那個被施捨的
‎擊掌！
‎-用力打，打巴掌 ‎-我可以…
‎各位學員
‎保護王國免受邪惡侵擾 ‎是最崇高的使命
‎永遠不要鬆懈
‎不要示弱 ‎要成為葛蘿瑞絲意志的化身
‎-是，院長 ‎-謝謝院長
‎謝謝院長
‎-謝謝院長 ‎-謝謝院長
‎巴利斯特，今天王國上下 ‎都會看到你的本性
‎謝謝院長
‎-院長 ‎-謝謝院長
‎老師的寵兒
‎等等，甚麼意思？ ‎你覺得我受她賞識嗎？
‎有請王國最新的英雄們
‎戈登隆！
‎各位貴賓，請歡迎女王陛下
‎嚎叫時刻
‎我在此把你冊封為 ‎安布羅修斯戈登隆爵士
‎王國的英雄
‎騎士，請起立
‎來了
‎我一直很期待這一刻
‎謝謝妳，女王陛下
‎我的子民，從今天起
‎任何有志之士都可以拿起劍
‎只要能證明自己有資格
‎而我目睹過這位年輕人 ‎證明自己很多次
‎你的劍
‎我在此把你冊封為…
‎巴利斯特柏德哈爵士
‎王國的英雄
‎（巴利斯特柏德哈爵士）
‎-柏德哈！ ‎-好耶
‎柏德哈！
‎耶！
‎柏德哈！好耶
‎柏德哈！
‎恭喜你，柏德哈爵士
‎願你能開拓一個新的英雄時代
‎逮捕他！他殺了女王！
‎-我們去追他 ‎-對，他殺了女王！
‎有些人無法得到美滿的結局
‎因為這裏不是那種王國
‎（王國）
‎而這也不是那種故事
‎女王殺手仍然在逃
‎國民人心惶惶
‎怪胎！
‎自葛蘿瑞絲的怪物以來 ‎從未有人被如此痛恨
‎-他本來就不配當騎士 ‎-他不屬於我們之一，因此仇視我們
‎-平民 ‎-他是壞人
‎-他不配留在這個王國 ‎-他是殺人犯
‎他是怪物
‎他很完美
‎《怪物少女妮莫娜》
‎（女王殺手仍然在逃，首席嫌犯）
‎-奇怪 ‎-嘿，老大
‎我喜歡你的秘密巢穴
‎垃圾和悲傷的味道真是畫龍點睛
‎-等等，妳是誰？ ‎-我叫妮莫娜
‎-而且妳怎麼… ‎-哇哦，手臂好酷
‎-有流很多血嗎？ ‎-甚麼？
‎-本來那根手臂有讓你留著嗎？ ‎-不，放手！
‎妳有甚麼毛病？
‎-喔！可以給我嗎？ ‎-甚麼？放下
‎那不是給小女孩用的
‎“小女孩”？
‎好吧，你以為我幾歲了？
‎我不知道，十歲？
‎-幫幫我，是十歲以上還是以下？ ‎-你很少接觸小孩吧？
‎確實很少，我也想維持這情況 ‎妳該走了
‎但我是來談工作的
‎工作？甚麼工作？
‎都寫在申請表裏面了
‎這只是一堆塗鴉，而且非常令人不安
‎看，是我
‎騎在犀牛身上，把幾個守衛刺成一串
‎對，喜歡嗎？
‎我覺得圖畫能加強我的簡歷
‎-甚麼？ ‎-上面
‎所以這份工作…
‎甚麼工作？
‎當你的助手
‎幫你不擇手段地
‎報復這個拒絕了你的殘酷世界
‎我們要搶村子嗎？ ‎先低調一點，等大家遺忘你
‎然後我們像火鳳凰一樣 ‎從灰燼中重生
‎推翻政府
‎或者我們可以談談
‎重點是，不管老大你有甚麼邪惡願望
‎你的助手來了
‎-我不需要助… ‎-任何惡人都需要助手
‎-等等，我不是壞… ‎-好酷的殺人牆
‎-殺人牆？ ‎-接下來的目標？
‎-那不是… ‎-你想先殺誰？
‎-我不打算殺人 ‎-這個
‎-甚麼？ ‎-這傢伙看起來好討打
‎妳說得對，他是很討打 ‎不，等等，聽著，那不是殺人牆
‎這是…清白牆？
‎清白牆
‎等等，你說你不是惡人？
‎對！
‎對，你是？
‎不！不，我不是惡人，不是
‎喔
‎甚麼？我不是殺人犯，妳很失望嗎？
‎有一點
‎-夠了，我們說完了 ‎-為甚麼？
‎真正的惡人還在外面，我需要幫忙
‎-不用妳幫忙 ‎-好吧，那你要找誰？
‎砍斷你手臂的那個人？
‎-真的嗎？ ‎-這很複雜，好嗎？
‎那你隨便去被逮捕吧
‎我不會被逮捕
‎殺人兇手
‎-要吃午餐嗎？ ‎-要，我喜歡午餐
‎偏要把我的手臂拆掉嗎？
‎巴利斯特？
‎院長？
‎我是無辜的
‎我以葛蘿瑞絲的名字發誓
‎我不知道為甚麼…
‎會發生那種事
‎我們大家都親眼目睹
‎我覺得很愚蠢
‎我竟然信任你
‎女王也相信你
‎她以為你這樣的人可以成為英雄
‎她還因此喪命
‎院長，拜託
‎你知道我愛戴女王，也很愛學院
‎跟戈登隆談吧
‎我可以跟戈登隆談嗎？
‎他的心都碎了，跟王國上下一樣
‎巴利斯特，你不會再跟任何人說話了
‎拜託！
‎拜託，聽我說
‎不，我不會再犯那個錯
‎院長，給我一次機會
‎我們已經給了你一次機會
‎不是我幹的
‎-我說過了 ‎-葛蘿瑞絲啊！
‎老大
‎甚麼？怎麼…
‎我怎麼知道會這樣？
‎因為只要大家都把你當成惡人
‎你就是惡人了
‎他們只會看到那一面，怎努力都沒用
‎但你盡力了，我舉手支持
‎-謝謝 ‎-先別謝我
‎-我還沒救你出去 ‎-等等，妳怎麼出去的？
‎我知道密碼
‎密碼無效
‎你先請
‎不走嗎？
‎你大可以在這裏等到天長地久
‎慢慢看著你的肌肉萎縮，皮膚腐爛
‎指甲逐漸變成又長又彎的勾爪
‎而且裏面還沒有廁所
‎好，但我來帶頭
‎如果妳看到有人…
‎殺了他們
‎躲起來，看到人就躲起來
‎好吧，因為我們還是會搞破壞
‎絕對不行
‎這地方應該充滿守衛才對
‎妳是如何避過…
‎他們？
‎我來的時候已經是這樣了
‎-抓人！ ‎-阻止他們！
‎-這邊！ ‎-衝！
‎獨臂俱樂部要有新成員了，懂嗎？
‎-甚麼？太快了？ ‎-兇手！
‎他真是會煞…風景
‎-妳有計畫嗎？ ‎-這就是計劃
‎我救你逃獄、混亂、毀滅 ‎有的沒的，就贏了
‎“有的沒的，就贏了”是很糟的計劃
‎總比你來得好 ‎“坐在沒廁所的暗處鬧憂鬱”
‎我才沒有鬧憂鬱
‎女王殺手！
‎騎士不會鬧憂鬱 ‎我們只會苦悶，我那是苦悶
‎喔
‎好吧，妳知道嗎？
‎我們何不照妳的方式做？對嗎？
‎殺了他，殺了她，殺了所有人！
‎巴爾？
‎-安布羅修斯 ‎-保重
‎噢，是宿敵
‎宿敵？
‎女王殺手！
‎-看！是葛蘿瑞絲！ ‎-哪裏？
‎-開門！ ‎-不是出口，那是我的錯
‎妳看到他看我的眼神嗎？
‎他真的以為我殺了女王
‎大家都以為你殺了女王
‎-清醒點 ‎-幹嘛打我？
‎我可以帶我們離開這裏 ‎但事情將會變得很怪
‎-將會變得很怪？ ‎-答應我，你不會大驚小怪
‎我不知道會怎樣，如何答應妳？
‎-那你只好相信我 ‎-我憑甚麼相信妳？
‎-不然你會死在這個衣櫃裏 ‎-死？
‎-快答應我 ‎-我答應
‎-認真的承諾？ ‎-以生命發誓
‎就再說一次
‎我答應妳
‎哇，看到角也一樣嗎？
‎角？妳是說號角嗎？
‎答應我就好
‎我保證…我不會大驚…
‎你們該逃命了
‎大家快逃！
‎-耶！ ‎-糟糕
‎不！別過來，退後，不！這不是真的
‎咿哈！
‎糟糕，噢，葛蘿瑞絲啊！
‎犀牛？
‎-別傷害他 ‎-接招
‎-不！別走樓梯！ ‎-樓梯！
‎別走樓梯！
‎-妳是甚麼東西？ ‎-我是妮莫娜
‎-所以妳女孩，又是犀牛？ ‎-我是很多東西
‎怎麼回事？
‎-你不會有事吧？ ‎-不！
‎-你答應過我 ‎-對
‎對，你答應不會大驚小怪
‎-右轉 ‎-喔！
‎站住！
‎這地板意外地牢固
‎來了
‎這裏冷嗎？
‎救我！
‎妳…妳是故意的
‎老大你腦筋真快，猜對了
‎不，我們得離開
‎不！別跳下去！
‎有樓梯！別跳！
‎耶！
‎有的沒的，就贏了
‎酷哦
‎嘿，老大
‎我昏迷多久了？
‎15年了
‎15年？
‎別那麼好騙，幾個小時而已
‎早餐塔可餅？
‎等等，我最後的記憶是 ‎我們被困在儲物室
‎現在…我怎麼會來到這裏？
‎我拖了你走11公里
‎發生甚麼事？
‎你的頭撞到人行道幾次
‎一切都很模糊
‎真的嗎？你向我道謝 ‎說你欠我一輩子
‎還說我們永遠都是好朋友
‎絕對有發生
‎嘿，我修飾了你的巢穴
‎我把武器按致命度排序
‎拆掉所有兒童安全措施 ‎打開各處的毒藥瓶
‎從地板把鏽釘子拉出一公分
‎整體來說，就是更像一個邪惡巢穴
‎邪惡賴瑞，那是個很棒的惡人名字 ‎你應該改名
‎不可能
‎隨便啦，賴瑞
‎我還更新了你的謀殺牆
‎哎喲
‎我還準備了一些計劃，復仇、酷刑…
‎各種一般的壞行為
‎犀牛
‎你看起來嚇壞了 ‎你答應過我會冷靜的
‎妳不是人類
‎-你在找甚麼嗎？ ‎-我的劍
‎它爆炸了，記得嗎？
‎妳是怪…
‎甚麼？怪誕？怪奇？怪力亂神？
‎妳是怪物
‎別這樣叫我
‎不，當然不會
‎妳顯然不是巨大的噴火…誒…
‎但妳確實會變…身
‎而妳是個女孩，可以變身成…
‎妳是甚麼？
‎我是妮莫娜
‎不，那不是答案
‎正常人不會隨便變成其他東西
‎我就會
‎好，好吧，那我有一百萬個問題
‎給你問一個
‎妳為甚麼要幫我？
‎因為我很無聊
‎大家也都討厭你
‎（侍從）
‎這侍從肯定知道甚麼
‎是他把劍給我的，那把劍…
‎那…
‎你要找侍從？
‎那我們去殺了…去找他
‎我們去找他吧
‎你和我
‎不，絕對不行
‎妳做的那種事，太誇張了，不行
‎你應該是想說：“謝謝妳救了我一命”
‎要算的話，已經救了三次
‎但你說得對，我相信你一個人能搞定
‎全國騎士搜捕你也沒差，祝你好運
‎等等
‎是，邪惡賴瑞？
‎-我… ‎-我加入
‎條件是，我們洗脫你的罪名後 ‎我要永遠擔任你的正式助手
‎不准反悔，一言為定？
‎-我不確定我是否能接受 ‎-別想太多
‎妳可以做自己嗎？
‎我不明白
‎女孩的自己
‎但我不是女孩
‎我是鯊魚
‎你有沒有試過 ‎把頭放進鯊魚的嘴裏？
‎-我應該留在監獄裏 ‎-來吧
‎你知道你想的！
‎天啊，看看這地方
‎一千年的歷史毀於一旦
‎-嘿，曼斯利 ‎-甚麼？
‎你叔叔的頭撞到我奶奶的屁股
‎-太好笑了 ‎-很好
‎但是也很可惜
‎如果戈登隆沒幫他…
‎讓我搞清楚
‎殺害女王的兇手逃脫了
‎幫助他的是一個女孩 ‎一隻鴕鳥、還有一條鯨魚？
‎牠毀了我們的淋浴間！
‎這是他的錯
‎-陶德，你說吧 ‎-我？
‎你為甚麼不告訴我們 ‎巴利斯特跟鯨魚們同謀？
‎鯨魚？真的嗎，陶德？
‎甚麼？鯨魚？真的嗎？對 ‎你比誰都了解他，老兄
‎我有嘗試過阻止他，老兄
‎真的嗎？像這樣嗎？ ‎“嗨，巴利斯特，你好，請進
‎你當然可以帶上你的鯨魚 ‎駝鳥和大胖獨角獸”
‎-胖獨角獸？ ‎-對，你有看到
‎-牠的角撞毀一切 ‎-你是說犀牛？
‎如果我是指犀偶，我會說犀偶
‎夠了！
‎我們的王國內有個惡人在逃
‎你們卻像孩子一樣
‎記住你們的訓練
‎記住你們是誰
‎我們生來的天職就是要保護這個王國
‎那是我的天職
‎讓我帶頭，院長
‎我現在只想要兩件事 ‎第一是一把大劍
‎有了
‎第三，把巴利斯特 ‎正確地當成殺死女王的怪物
‎-我會找到他 ‎-耶！
‎我會讓他受苦，我…
‎我來吧
‎如果有人能找到巴爾…
‎找到巴利斯特
‎在別人受傷之前…
‎非我莫屬
‎這是我們幾代以來最大的威脅
‎幸好我們有葛蘿瑞絲的後代帶領我們
‎甚麼？
‎王國的騎士們
‎找遍每條街道，每處陰影
‎找到巴利斯特，帶他來見我
‎昨天學院遇襲後
‎騎士們加倍努力
‎全力追捕惡人巴利斯特
‎好
‎我們只要趕快去市場 ‎找到侍從，別引人注…
‎妳能不能安靜點？
‎我要反駁，你的計劃很爛，也悶死了
‎刺激劇情呢？恐怖的尖叫聲？
‎等等
‎我們是惡人，接受吧
‎不，我們這次要照我的方式做 ‎沒有人會受傷
‎我本來想挑傷人的版本
‎-我們找到那個侍從，查問他 ‎-然後傷害他
‎-不，然後找到證據 ‎-傷害他就能找到
‎不，我們可以去市場嗎？
‎收到
‎-往市場航班倒數，三… ‎-不，妳在幹嘛？
‎-二… ‎-不…嗚！我是鬼
‎抱歉，不行，我不能被人看到這樣
‎這是一流的助手表現
‎太誇張了
‎你放鬆點吧，最糟的情況是甚麼？
‎怪物攻擊
‎請馬上避難
‎王國的公民，你們好
‎經過昨天學院的可怕襲擊
‎我們正採取一切措施 ‎確保你們的安全
‎請大家不要驚慌，這只是測試
‎繼續你們的平常生活，不用擔心
‎情況在學院的控制之中
‎早安，願葛蘿瑞絲永遠指引你們
‎別驚慌，請保持冷靜
‎這只是測試
‎喔！好可怕的“別驚慌”，肯定有效
‎妳還不懂嗎？
‎只要我們放鬆警戒 ‎就會有可怕的東西翻牆而來
‎你有沒有出過牆外？
‎對，因為我想死 ‎沒有！任何人都沒有！
‎也許外面甚麼都沒有？
‎夠了，我們從地下過去，不要翅膀
‎你晚點就會想要
‎死吧！回去暗處…
‎嘿！
‎（征服者廣場站）
‎下一班火車三分鐘後抵達
‎記住，看到異樣就動手擊殺
‎（打賞）
‎您正在收看的是KTV新聞
‎擊掌！
‎廣告後回來，《第一家庭時尚》 ‎看看貴族們本季穿甚麼
‎好酷，我們出名了
‎開甚麼玩笑
‎我喜歡我們
‎-不好意思，我要看你的臉 ‎-沒問題
‎然後一隻水獺繞過角落，還咬我
‎海獺還是河獺？
‎你在開玩笑嗎？有關係嗎？牠咬我
‎兩者的體格上有顯著差異
‎我不知道，就是…
‎我們肯定上不了車，會被發現
‎我們必須轉移視線
‎誰有四根拇指，最擅長轉移視線？
‎好吧，但別太誇張
‎要夠低調平凡，例如…
‎她不見了
‎女王殺手！
‎看到異樣，就出手擊殺！
‎是巴利斯特柏德哈！
‎我很邪惡，我討厭所有人！
‎但最討厭還是自己 ‎可以給我一個擁抱嗎？
‎我討厭笑容！
‎-找到他了！ ‎-我討厭杯子蛋糕
‎我覺得寶寶很醜！
‎看看這個，我在遊蕩，亂丟垃圾
‎希望你們喜歡自由式爵士樂
‎抓住他！
‎-快點！ ‎-別推我了！我盡力了
‎我沒推你，只是鼓勵你前進
‎別動手鼓勵！
‎我們的戰車在等著
‎那是甚麼？妳從沒說過可以變成我
‎對了，我可以變成你
‎順便說一句，那完全不像我
‎你說得對，你沉悶多了
‎（掃描S區）
‎我們找到他了！
‎看！
‎好了，走吧 ‎我們去找這個臭小子
‎-遵命 ‎-等等
‎繼續播放
‎感覺不太對勁
‎他討厭自由式爵士樂
‎-他要逃掉了 ‎-繼續播放
‎時間在流逝
‎那裏
‎是他，那火車是去哪裏的？
‎是去市場的特快班車，六分鐘後抵達
‎我們去那裏等著他
‎現在就出發了
‎-出發去市場 ‎-遵命
‎“出發去市場，我是個笨蛋，頭髮聞起來像薰衣草”
‎餓嗎
‎小脆！
‎用飛龍脆片殺滅肚餓吧！
‎-大口！ ‎-大咬！
‎接招！
‎太好了
‎耶！
‎飛龍脆片，英勇早餐的一部分
‎（相信學院）
‎你一直盯著我看
‎有人要吃披薩嗎？
‎妳能正常一點嗎？
‎正常？
‎我只是覺得妳當女生會比較輕鬆
‎女生比較輕鬆？你真好笑
‎我是說，妳是人形會輕鬆點
‎誰比較輕鬆？
‎妳啊，很多人沒我這麼開明
‎嗯？
‎妳怎麼會變成這樣？
‎變成怎樣？超棒嗎？
‎不，妳是怎麼… ‎我只是想了解這個情況
‎我是妮莫娜
‎這根本解釋不了甚麼
‎不，你說得對
‎你應該有更好的解釋
‎我只是個孩子
‎可愛、無辜的我
‎我在樹林裏玩
‎跟著小鳥飛，小魚游泳
‎跟小鹿一起蹦蹦跳跳
‎牠們聚在一起，看起來很幸福
‎但我…
‎只有一個人
‎那時我就聽到一首歌呼喚我
‎帶我去了一口許願井
‎一口許願井？ ‎妳怎麼知道不是普通的井？
‎-你要代我講完嗎？ ‎-對，抱歉，妳說
‎我慢慢走近井口
‎一枚硬幣突然出現在我手中 ‎好像魔法一樣
‎我知道我該做甚麼
‎我鼓起勇氣，握緊硬幣
‎丟進井裏許願
‎希望有一天被困在地下鐵
‎陪著一個愛緊張的騎士 ‎聽他問些視野狹隘的問題
‎妳還有披薩嗎？
‎現在抵達市場站
‎酷，我們到了
‎你的朋友們也來了
‎他看到我們嗎？
‎看到了
‎快走！
‎-走！ ‎-在左邊
‎-安全 ‎-安全
‎-移動中
‎到底怎麼回事？
‎小鯨魚
‎戈登隆看到妳…這樣嗎？
‎真的假的？他砍掉你的手臂 ‎你還擔心被看到跟我一起
‎-我說過了，這… ‎-很複雜，我知道
‎妳看，是侍從
‎嗨，不好意思
‎好，我們低調地帶他離開
‎交給我
‎不，不是那樣，也不是那樣
‎你到底要不要我變身，選一邊
‎現在你變男孩了
‎-我今天是 ‎-等等，不！
‎通緝犯…
‎不好意思
‎來吧
‎我知道他在這裏，去找他！
‎-看，是戈登隆 ‎-對，我不敢相信
‎-請讓開 ‎-可以幫我簽名嗎？
‎-只能簽一個，要簽誰的？ ‎-能簽皮膚嗎？
‎別跑！
‎因為如果你跑掉，就會錯過特大折扣
‎不好意思，侍從先生
‎我找不到我媽咪
‎她去了那條可怕的巷子
‎你能幫我找她嗎？
‎拜託
‎糟糕
‎讓我把這個問題交給別人吧
‎沒時間了
‎這車子應有盡有，最先進的音響系統
‎好了，能請你們讓路嗎？
‎-謝謝 ‎-謝謝，讓開
‎請幫幫我，幫幫我
‎有個小惡魔在追我，請幫幫我
‎看看這個
‎有了我們的360度行車記錄器 ‎隨時都能一眼關七
‎我們的新聞功能 ‎讓你隨時得悉王國頭條
‎（混亂二人組）
‎-你看起來很像… ‎-我是無辜的
‎不！
‎鳳梨配披薩？
‎-在那裏 ‎-不好意思，我得過去，讓開！
‎糟糕
‎-你為甚麼就能殺他？ ‎-他沒死，希望吧
‎-那是巴利斯特嗎？ ‎-是女王殺手！
‎-他在跟惡魔寶寶合作！ ‎-我以為他愛吃嬰兒
‎巴利斯特！停下！別跑！
‎-耶！ ‎-上車！
‎-巴爾！ ‎-開槍射死他！
‎你在做甚麼？
‎我們要了
‎可惡
‎我也不想這麼說，但你挺適合當壞蛋
‎好，我喜歡
‎我們在這個可疑的地方盤問這傢伙
‎聽著，我們快盤問侍從 ‎然後…妳的腿
‎-嗯？ ‎-妳的腿上有一支箭！
‎-喔 ‎-好，妳真的需要坐下
‎-不，沒關係，完全… ‎-看看妳，這樣不行
‎-一根小刺，自然會好 ‎-妳在流血，坐下
‎我們來看看，好嗎？
‎好
‎那…插進去了
‎不會有事的，我們只要…
‎數三聲好了
‎準備好了嗎？
‎一、二、三
‎好吧，一般人都會尖叫
‎我不是平凡人
‎對
‎-會痛嗎？ ‎-會
‎但我經歷過更糟的事
‎那是甚麼感覺？
‎腿部刺痛的感覺
‎不，我是說變身
‎會不會痛？還是…
‎抱歉，視野狹隘
‎別動
‎說實話
‎不變身的時候還更辛苦
‎體內癢癢的感覺
‎你知道打噴嚏前一秒那種感覺嗎？
‎差不多是那樣
‎然後我變身，就自由了
‎如果妳忍住呢？
‎如果妳不變身？
‎-我會死 ‎-葛蘿瑞絲啊，真可怕
‎別那麼好騙，我不會真的死
‎但肯定不算活著
‎很高興聽到你們維繫感情
‎真可惜我得走了，放開我
‎對了，後車廂裏的小子 ‎我們一起教訓他
‎-開始說話 ‎-他要血
‎-血？ ‎-你的血！
‎-我不要血 ‎-大桶大桶的血
‎我要的是答案，開始說話
‎否則我們開始捅人
‎-不准捅人 ‎-打耳光
‎不！你為甚麼要陷害我？
‎-我沒有 ‎-那是誰？
‎-是你！ ‎-不！
‎-誰？ ‎-讓我解釋
‎布蘭琪？查德？陶德？
‎-陶德？ ‎-討打男？
‎當然了，陶德換掉了我的劍吧？
‎-甚麼？不是 ‎-你為何要保護他？
‎誰會保護陶德？
‎看來只能來硬的
‎硬的？等等…
‎躲貓貓！
‎來，你看
‎看看，我在更衣室
‎大家一起來見證歷史
‎巴利斯特的盔甲，它在說話
‎它在說：“尊重我、保護我 ‎穿起我，沒人在看”
‎好尷尬
‎這一段可以跳過
‎好，你要看的是這部分
‎陷害我的是院長
‎她殺了女王
‎我不知道該怎麼辦，我本來想給你看
‎這一切都不合理
‎嘿，兄弟
‎我綁架了你，對不起
‎沒關係
‎真的對不起嗎？
‎聽著，老大，你被你信任的人背叛
‎我懂，你很爛，但我們成功了 ‎你是無辜的，我們有證據
‎-我們只要上傳那段影片 ‎-不行
‎甚麼？大家必須知道真相
‎系統被有毛病，學院必須關閉
‎妳可以安靜點嗎？
‎目標，第三大道沒發現，完畢
‎我不會對這件事保持沉默
‎這段影片可能會破壞人們 ‎對學院的信心
‎那還用說
‎聽著，我不知道她為甚麼陷害我 ‎但問題不在於學院
‎而是院長
‎所以我要把這東西拿去給安布羅修斯
‎-誰在乎？ ‎-安布羅…
‎他砍掉了你的手臂 ‎砍手臂不是愛的語言
‎他沒有砍我的手臂，只是消除了武器
‎我們的訓練就是這樣
‎哇！
‎你真的被洗腦了
‎你以為只有院長是這樣嗎？
‎你現在應該質疑一切
‎葛蘿瑞絲的意志、學院、圍牆…
‎到底是為了甚麼？
‎為了保護王國
‎防範像你這樣的惡人嗎？
‎還是像我…
‎這樣的怪物？
‎聽著，只要能把這個交給安布羅修斯 ‎一切都會沒事的
‎我們兩個都會
‎好吧，但如果出了問題 ‎我會開始砸東西
‎沒那個必要
‎（英雄的新時代）
‎安布羅修斯，你在想甚麼嗎？
‎你可以跟我說
‎我在想甚麼？
‎我都失心瘋了
‎我失去了一切
‎我愛的人，我最好的朋友
‎不過他現在有個新的好朋友 ‎那是甚麼回事？
‎他還藏了甚麼？誰才是真正的他？
‎我又是誰？
‎葛蘿瑞絲的直系後代？ ‎我從沒要求過
‎現在大家都期待我去逮捕巴利斯特
‎我不去抓他，就背叛了妳 ‎我去抓他，就背叛了他
‎而且我還砍了他的手臂！
‎他的手臂！有誰會砍手臂啊？
‎因為受過訓練？砍手臂不是愛的語…
‎我沒事，院長
‎-女士 ‎-保持堅強，安布羅修斯
‎你身上流著葛蘿瑞絲的血
‎-安布羅修斯 ‎-騎士們！
‎我來到的時候，他們已經是這樣
‎是妳
‎是我
‎安布羅修斯，是院長殺了女王
‎-甚麼？ ‎-又一個絕望的謊言
‎他沒說謊
‎那個惡徒還在他耳邊低語
‎噢，謝謝
‎我是無辜的，我有證據
‎-他有武器 ‎-不！
‎現在沒了，陶德最棒！
‎沒關係，你不應該需要證據
‎你知道我不是殺人犯
‎你在等甚麼，隊長？
‎在鯨魚來之前，快點
‎拜託，老兄
‎做正確的事
‎巴爾，她是誰？
‎她是何方神聖？
‎安布羅修斯，我求你相信我
‎逮捕他們
‎你想知道那孩子是誰嗎？
‎好，我喜歡這個走向
‎妳要給他們看嗎？
‎我很樂意
‎我們來砸東西吧
‎酷哦
‎那是大猩猩嗎？
‎-給我一把劍 ‎-我們得帶妳去避難
‎馬上升空！
‎抱歉，不抱歉
‎-妳有辦法離開這裏嗎？ ‎-馬上來
‎好吧，那太爛了
‎阻止那…匹馬？
‎-我們要跳了，對吧？ ‎-對，唯一的出路就是往下
‎-馬… ‎-為甚麼我們每次都往下掉？
‎我就說你會想要翅膀
‎-好，那太噁心了 ‎-我知道
‎天之驕子來了
‎-就是這水獺咬我！ ‎-我明白你的困惑
‎牠有河獺的尾巴，但是後腳有蹼…
‎你有在乎過我嗎？一切都是謊言嗎？
‎謊言？你帶著怪物到處跑，還敢說我
‎別這樣叫她！ ‎她很聰明、善良、也很成熟
‎那傢伙在盔甲裏撒尿了，他撒尿！
‎而且她支持我，不像你
‎你說的一切都是騙我
‎騙你的人只有一個，就是院長
‎怎樣？你要把我也殺了？
‎你真的相信我會嗎？
‎那你根本就不了解我
‎好了，我現在要揍你的臉
‎我不是醫生，但這石膏看起來很好吃
‎老大？
‎你覺得這樣很痛嗎？
‎等著看我們怎麼對付 ‎你那隻小怪物
‎不，別碰她！
‎小脆！等等，甚麼？
‎希望你們有牛奶
‎不！
‎等等！ 不！
‎甚麼？
‎怪物來襲
‎請馬上避難
‎沒事的
‎怪物
‎怪物來襲
‎請馬上避難
‎是她！
‎我接住妳了！
‎-妳還好嗎？ ‎-我不想談
‎-我知道有問題 ‎-我說了，我不想談！
‎嘿，我只是想幫忙
‎我不需要你的幫忙
‎你有看到那個小女孩看我的樣子嗎？
‎孩子們
‎小孩子
‎他們自小就相信，他們要成為英雄
‎就要拿劍刺死跟自己不同的東西
‎他們還說我是怪物？
‎我不知道甚麼更可怕
‎這王國所有人都想拿劍刺穿我的心臟
‎還是有時候…
‎我根本不想阻止他們
‎我們得帶妳離開這裏
‎我們去牆外吧
‎一直走到安全的地方
‎來吧，我們一起去
‎一起？
‎聽著，妳全都說對了，研究所，圍牆
‎安布羅修斯
‎不管我們做甚麼 ‎都無法改變人們的眼光
‎你改變了看我的眼光
‎不是嗎？
‎我們不能讓院長得逞
‎我們不應該要逃跑
‎你也答應過我，對吧？
‎我們替你洗脫罪名，你就讓我當助手
‎你不能出爾反爾 ‎因為你信奉真理和榮譽
‎諸如此類的蠢事
‎真理和榮譽並不愚蠢，但好吧
‎所以你有計畫？
‎我當然有計畫
‎有的沒的…
‎就贏了
‎（保護我們的生活方式）
‎不好意思，院長現在沒空
‎我們得談談
‎單獨談
‎巴利斯特說的是真話嗎？
‎他可以說任何人殺了女王 ‎但他說是妳，為甚麼是妳？
‎戈登隆爵士，你是效忠於王國
‎還是一個與怪物為伴的騎士？
‎妳有沒有換掉他的劍？
‎妳有陷害他嗎？
‎告訴我真相！
‎自年輕時，我就一直做同一個惡夢
‎我發現圍牆上有裂縫
‎我大聲呼喊
‎但沒人聽見
‎裂縫越來越大
‎直到圍牆瓦解
‎怪物湧進
‎我懇求女王 ‎不要質疑葛蘿瑞絲的意旨
‎不要質疑保護我們一千年的原則
‎但她不肯聽
‎讓巴利斯特拿起劍 ‎就是城牆上第一度裂縫
‎現在…
‎我們的王國裏出現了怪物
‎那是…
‎對不起，安布羅修斯
‎沒錯，我陷害了巴利斯特
‎我殺了女王
‎葛蘿瑞絲不擇手段，把怪物驅除在外
‎我也是一樣
‎願葛蘿瑞絲寬恕你
‎沒錯，我陷害了巴利斯特
‎我殺了女王
‎我等不及讓王國看到這個
‎是你
‎還有我的助手，各位觀眾請鼓掌
‎我的演技還好嗎？ ‎我有點擔心最後一次悲鳴太誇張
‎妳要聽意見的話，是有點過火
‎妳不會得獎，但很不錯
‎我從來沒上過課
‎真的嗎？真是驚喜
‎完全沒有，對了，老大，別忘了拿劍
‎算了，讓她留著
‎我不再為她而戰
‎你還說我是你的助手
‎我有，對吧？
‎你說我是你的助手
‎我已經後悔了
‎你說我是你的助手，你說我…
‎我們要聊聊
‎現在不是時候？
‎快點！
‎很好，狗狗去散步囉
‎八、九、十
‎妳走進了魔法森林，那是我的領地
‎謝謝惠顧，六百金幣
‎我的小狗不會繳付你的無理收費
‎他召集被壓迫的林地生物，掀起革命
‎松鼠爬上城堡的圍牆
‎熊熊撞破大門！一片混亂！
‎-六百金幣還是要收 ‎-甚麼？
‎妳沒說過妳能噴火
‎酷，三局兩勝？
‎怎麼了？
‎沒甚麼
‎妳看
‎（觀看次數）
‎哇！十萬、五十萬三千…
‎七十五…全王國都看到了
‎看來只剩下一個問題了
‎甚麼問題？
‎鯊魚會跳舞嗎？
‎看我的
‎王國剛剛經歷怪物侵襲 ‎今天又受到衝擊
‎院長在影片中說出驚人告白
‎我陷害了巴利斯特，我殺了女王
‎（觀看數：一百萬）
‎我陷害了巴利斯特，我殺了女王
‎（學院去死！ ‎真正的惡人是誰？）
‎我陷害了巴利斯特，我殺了女王
‎（女王死了）
‎我殺了女王
‎只剩下一個問題
‎真正的惡人是誰？
‎交出院長！
‎（惡人）
‎（真正惡人）
‎-跟我來 ‎-遵命
‎院長！
‎我現在拘捕妳 ‎罪名是殺害女王，還有…
‎安布羅修斯，這解釋了一切
‎殭屍是不死的永恆生物 ‎沒辦法殺死他們
‎萬一他們來找我們怎麼辦？
‎我不敢相信我會這麼說 ‎但我為殭屍感到難過
‎-停手，不要 ‎-嘿
‎嘿
‎沒事了，妳安全了
‎-我們在家裏了 ‎-家裏？
‎我喜歡這裏
‎我們就永遠住在這裏吧
‎（天之驕子：吃玉米片？）
‎（鹿角靈蛇酒吧）
‎-給你30秒 ‎-30秒？
‎-你給我的時間更少 ‎-我是來救你的
‎-你真的胡說… ‎-你們要點餐嗎？
‎-玉米片！ ‎-玉米片！
‎拜託
‎別加橄欖
‎他會過敏
‎巴爾，如果不是事關重大 ‎我不會來這裏
‎如果你肯支持我，我也不會在此
‎那樣說不公平
‎-我們完了，她也是 ‎-學院現場直播
‎-我有件事要告訴你 ‎-嘿，開大聲點
‎王國的人民，影片中的不是我
‎我知道看起來像我，聽起來像我 ‎但那並不是我
‎那是跟巴利斯特串通的怪物 ‎他才是真正的女王殺手
‎他們想矇騙大家
‎那是謊言
‎攻擊我們的敵人能隨意變身
‎可能是任何人
‎你們的配偶、孩子、摯友
‎甚至是身旁的人
‎我們全都深陷危險
‎因為那個惡人和怪物依然在逃
‎她在扭曲一切
‎安布羅修斯，惡人不是我
‎我知道
‎我相信你
‎我…
‎很對不起
‎這一切都是
‎你的手臂…
‎她操縱了你
‎她操縱了我們兩個
‎但我們能一起把她擊倒 ‎證明給王國看
‎你可以再次成為騎士
‎謝謝，我們不能放過院長…
‎院長？
‎巴爾，我說的是你的助手
‎是你的助手陷害了你
‎甚麼？
‎這是她的計畫
‎全都是
‎她很邪惡，巴爾
‎邪惡？
‎不，你錯了，我們一直都錯了
‎我們錯了？那就解釋一下
‎這捲軸在學院的寶庫內存放了一千年
‎你看看
‎就是她，巴爾
‎她就是葛蘿瑞絲的怪物
‎她回來了解未完之事
‎而且想利用你達成
‎但她是我的朋友
‎我不只是朋友吧？
‎我們可以殺了這怪物，回到以前那樣
‎-這是個錯誤 ‎-巴爾，拜託
‎-不，我做不到，我受夠了 ‎-聽我說！
‎她利用你來摧毀王國！
‎-你知道她是甚麼 ‎-別說了！
‎-你為甚麼不承認？你有危險！ ‎-你為甚麼不能讓我靜一靜？
‎因為我愛你
‎我好久沒睡得這麼香了
‎你幹嘛穿著披風？
‎這是妳嗎？
‎哪裏找來的？你跟誰談過…
‎告訴我，這不是妳
‎你以為我會這麼做？
‎那是我的本性？
‎我不知道
‎是妳叫我別相信任何人，質疑一切
‎沒錯，到了現在，這東西
‎想想我們經歷過的一切
‎我在想我們一起做的一切
‎越獄、偷車、綁架、唆擺群眾
‎我在幫你
‎妳在利用我！妳想讓他們看到惡人
‎有另一個討厭的對象 ‎那樣妳就不再孤單
‎因為妳不是助手，妳是…
‎甚麼？我是甚麼？
‎我知道自己是甚麼
‎不，我要聽你說出口
‎來，說吧
‎說啊！
‎說我是怪…
‎-我… ‎-包圍這裏，你們兩個跟我來
‎你家門壞了
‎-退後！ ‎-不！住手！她是我的朋友
‎她是怪物
‎包圍牠！
‎不！
‎葛蘿瑞絲
‎葛蘿瑞絲！過來！
‎葛蘿瑞絲…
‎回到暗影去吧
‎-妳是甚麼東西？ ‎-怪物
‎妳是人類嗎？
‎做個女孩就好
‎妳不屬於這裏！
‎-別騙我！ ‎-她是怪物
‎妳不希望自己正常嗎？
‎回到暗影去吧
‎妳有毛病，妳是甚麼東西？
‎-怪獸！ ‎-妳知道自己是甚麼
‎你帶了一頭怪物來我們的家園
‎你早就該留在貧民窟裏
‎牠在哪裏？
‎你有感覺到嗎？好像整個地方都…
‎不要
‎牠直奔城市，通知學院
‎還有你
‎如果那東西毀了王國，那是你的錯
‎走吧
‎女士，陶德斯爵士回報
‎然後呢？怎麼了？
‎-那是甚麼？ ‎-怎麼回事？
‎A街到F街都要設立路障
‎能把街道清空嗎？這些人有危險
‎要來了
‎發出警報，全力迎擊
‎怪物來襲
‎這不是演習
‎怪物來襲
‎這不是演習
‎怪物來襲
‎是怪物！
‎大家保持冷靜
‎無人機出擊
‎小心！
‎沒事了
‎金童子，看看真正的騎士表演吧
‎好，怪物殺手
‎我們來射飛鏢，傷牠的心吧
‎我要做英雄
‎讓開
‎我們需要更多火力 ‎這東西會殺光我們！
‎小心！
‎-擊掌！ ‎-老兄
‎快躲開！
‎帶我到牆上
‎怪物來襲
‎我做了甚麼？
‎這遊戲讓你成為英雄
‎我殺了一隻怪物！
‎我殺了兩隻
‎（怪物警報）
‎來，走吧
‎救命！
‎讓他們繼續前進，躲到地底
‎遵命
‎巴爾？
‎-巴爾！ ‎-別管那個孩子，來吧
‎-走吧 ‎-快點！
‎開甚麼玩笑？
‎女士，有人把大砲指向王國
‎我知道，是我下的命令
‎但是開炮的話，會波及半個城市
‎無辜百姓會喪命
‎-怪物也會 ‎-但…
‎我們在幹嘛？
‎（怪物來襲！馬上避難！）
‎你不屬於這裏！
‎我不知道甚麼更可怕
‎這王國所有人都想拿劍刺穿我的心臟
‎還是有時候…
‎我根本不想阻止他們
‎對不起
‎我看到妳了，妮莫娜
‎妳並不孤單
‎發射大砲
‎殺了牠
‎-我說開火 ‎-不
‎結束了
‎牠愚弄了你，你們全都被騙了！
‎你們不明白嗎？這就是牠的目標 ‎讓我們鬆懈警戒
‎我明白她的真貌，葛蘿瑞絲也是
‎那個怪物威脅著我們的生存方式
‎如果我們錯了呢？
‎如果我們一直都是錯的呢？
‎不！
‎走吧
‎那大炮會殺死所有人
‎嘿，老大
‎我馬上回來，我去砸點東西
‎-等等，妮莫娜，妳想怎樣… ‎-該改寫故事了
‎妮莫娜！
‎回到暗影去吧！
‎妮莫娜！
‎妮莫娜
‎回來
‎請妳回來
‎有些人無法得到 ‎他們想要的美好結局
‎也許這不是那種王國
‎也可能是故事還沒講完
‎這邊，我有空檔
‎（英雄）
‎（妮莫娜）
‎（我們愛妮莫娜）
‎（騙子，殺手）
‎（我們愛妮莫娜）
‎嘿，老大
‎我的…
‎《怪物少女妮莫娜》
‎（ND史蒂文森漫畫改編）
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